Show Choir Problems

#142, your last competition of the season as a senior.

Today is my last competition ever and I can’t promise I won’t be bawling my eyes out like a baby.

#141, Favoritism.
Based on submissions by mannequinmafia, kaitiecav14, & stillillusions. 

When directors or choreographers play favorites instead of basing their judgments on actual talent.

#140, When unisex choirs aren’t appreciated.
Submitted by christmaslightsandcoffeeshops

#139, Parents who don’t understand the very fine line between cheering for their kid and annoying the audience.
Based on a submission by youatthebarricadelistentothis32

Those parents who scream/cheer louder than every single other person in the audience combined. Especially during the performance. 

#138, When the people you’re next to don’t wear deodorant.
Submitted by jakeisbored

PSA: Wear deodorant.
Really, this isn’t an option.

#137, Shittering (shedding glitter).

As I walked into the kitchen to show my sisters my new show choir dress, I left a path of glitter all over the hallway and kitchen. My older sister then yelled at me to “Stop shittering everywhere!” which she explained as “shedding glitter. Shittering.”